The US media has taken the unprecedented step of launching legal action against Hurricane Gustav.
In the run-up to Gustav's impact on America's gulf coast, the media frenzy knew no-bounds, as Gustav was expected to devastate New Orleans once again.
When this failed to happen, hundreds of reporters were left stranded within the city with nothing to report.
"Its crazy!" commented one hack.
"This hurricane was supposed to fuck-up New Orleans completely! Why hasn't this happened! Jesus! I'm stood here, next to one of the levees where I could've have been swept away any second, and nothing has happened! We need to take some legal action against this hurricane now!"
News channels such as Fox News and CNN have spent millions on fancy studios and blond bimbo's as presenters.
Opinions from the rest of the world surrounding Hurricane Gustav generally feel that the storm was nothing worse than a wet Sunday afternoon on Blackpool sea front.
"I don't know what all the fuss is about!" Commented one resident of the popular UK seaside town. "I've 'ad stronger farts than that!"