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Topics: Drugs, Mexico

Monday, 1 September 2008

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US love of coke spoon threatens Mexican love of a decent life

The insatiable desire for drugs among the citizens of the land of the free and the brave has turned life in family centered and culturally rich Mexico into a catastrophe of drug war assassinations and kidnappings.

Peace loving and fiercely moral Mexicans are initiating legislation to try and prevent the destruction of their homeland by the millions of drug addicted neighbors to their north.

Proposals include erecting a border wall to prevent the US bound drug traffic that has decimated Mexican law and order. Others are insisting that the US provide documentation to their millions of drug addicts to help prevent them from purchasing drugs smuggled from Mexico. Mexican authorities believe that US undocumented or illegal drug users are a great danger to Mexican social order.

More liberal Mexicans are advocating for a special program for American junkies where they can be given temporary papers that will allow them to travel to Mexico to get their drugs for a period of 18 months. The addicts will be required at that time to return to the US to re- register and then re- apply for another 18 month drug abuse visa.

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