Written by fallen wizard
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Topics: Russia, Cold War

Sunday, 31 August 2008

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If you own this painting you are on your way to world domination

The next President of The United States is going to be drawn into a new Cold War (but he doesn't yet know it)...

Forget the arms race - enter the arts race!

The break-up of the old communist styled Soviet Union was a mere smokescreen - the KGB are as powerful today as they have ever been.

The Soviet break-up produced a new type of deadly weapon; The Russian Oligarch!

Most people believe the rich former commies are nothing more than poachers turned gamekeepers - but beware! The super rich art collector Russian Oligarchs are elite KGB agents - reds with a mission!

John Paul Getty would have verified that money is nothing, art wields real power, just take a look at The Roman Catholic Church...

Mr President take note - future world domination will not depend upon the group with the biggest bank accounts but the group who has the biggest collection of big-tit virgin paintings!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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