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Sunday, 31 August 2008

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US Chickens bound for Kiev held hostage by Vlad"The Little Colonel" Putin

Vengeful Russia under the iron thumb of Vlad " The Imp" Putin has been seeking every means for revenge against the US. Pay back comes for US support of Georgia against Russia's attempts to reestablish the Soviet empire and the US efforts to reignite the cold war.

The collateral damage of the age old enemies' conflict falls to thousands of innocent US chickens on their way to become Kiev's signature dish. Putin stood defiantly before the poultry transports and declared:" Not a feather of the US chicken will set foot on Russian or former Russian soil!"

US food importers fear that Putin will prevent the import of the other traditional ingredients of the Ukrainian delicacy.Butter importer Casper Milquefat fretted that his Kiev connection would be made rancid by the Russian PM. Parsley and chives international merchant Ivory fears that his herb business will suffer in the beak of Russian hostility. Suppliers of salt, pepper, flour, eggs, water and fine dry bread crumbs have also joined the US food importers hand wringing.

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