Written by Tom Lawrence
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Saturday, 30 August 2008

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"9:44, not long enough for a baby" claims Ramsay

London - TV Chef launched an expletive laden attack on China Arnold, 28, the mother from Dayton Ohio, who put her baby in a microwave. An acclaimed TV chef claimed the act was "An appaling Crime".

"The Baby should have been marianated overnight in a garlic and onion sauce then placed in a glass dish with some vegetables and cooked slowly. To simply stick it in like she did was terrible", he added.

This is not the first time that the chef, 76 from Jockland, has been involved in controversy involving murder recipes. He once sent a scathing e-mail to Jeffrey Dahmer over his lack of use of a pressure cooker when boiling heads.

"If people are going to go round killing people then cooking them, they should get it right", continued the ranting.

The acclaimed gastronome's own recent microwave experiments have included 'Amy in a winehouse sauce', 'Kate and sidney pie', 'Roast leg of pam' (Pamela Anderson's) and 'Stuffed breast of Dolly Parton'.

His new TV series 'Cannibal kitchen' is expected to air next year.

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