Vlad "The Imposter" Putin showed the world photographic evidence that at least one US official fought against Russian troops in the recent Georgian crisis. The photo that captures VP Dick Cheney in combat fatigue pajamas bearing a shotgun and blowing on a duck call.
Putin denounced the American military intervention against Russia:" A disproportionate number of Russian troops were shot in the face. Isn't this enough evidence that Cheney was there!"
The VP's spokesperson, Lyon Truteet, claimed that the Russian photo was a fraud:" No one knows where Cheney was, is or will be but we know the photo is a phoney. It's a still from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon with Elmer Fudd hunting for the siwwy wabbit!"