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Sunday, 24 August 2008

England's famous pop star from 1977 Gary Glitter has got notification from the government in Iran that he can go there to live. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told Mr Glitter by email yesterday.

Mr Glitter is a very disgusting person who abuses young children in a way that Moslems don't like. Iran thinks that they can cure him of this disease.

President Ahmadinejad had a secret meeting with some clerics on Friday and they have decided to invite Mr Glitter to stay in Iran for a while. They say he will be safe there.

But! He will not be safe there! They are going to punish him like he deserves! That mean stones and hanging from a tree and cut something off!

But don't tell anybody! Its a SECRET!! Let him have the punishment! He is disgusting!

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