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Friday, 22 August 2008

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Should raise £££s if not his profile

Los Angeles - (Wacko Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has pledged to sing at a London benefit concert for cash-strapped former glamrock singer Gary Glitter, 69, according to reports.

Jackson told reporters today he knows how it feels to be on your uppers following a relentless media hounding campaign.

The gig has been pencilled in for 11 September at a disused former Tesco abbatoir at Pratt's Bottom, Barking that was recently revamped with a UK Lottery handout into 'London's newest entertainment experience'.

Glitter's agent said today his client welcome Jackson's support and was hiring Austrian incest nutter Josepg Fritzl's lawyer as his new PR man.

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