Written by Double Diamond
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Topics: Santa, Gary Glitter

Friday, 22 August 2008

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The worlds favourite convicted kiddy tickler, Gary Glitter, has revealed some of his plans to revive his flagging career.

Starting off with a tour of the UK's shopping centres during the upcoming festive season, Gary plans to perform the role of Santa Claus.

"It's always been one of my passions to play Santa", quoted Gary, "I like nothing more than to bounce youngsters up and down on my lap, I just want to spread some happiness"

Gary says he has also been approached to do some pantomime towards the end of the year, where he will feature as the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.

He plans to make his home in Nonceville, Northants.

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