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Thursday, 21 August 2008

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So, Ellen, is that one lump or two...........

The announcement that the recently discovered Bigfoot remains was nothing more than an elaborate hoax, is reported to have shocked many in the film world, who believed that the ending of the epic film 'Harry and the Henderson's' was based on documentary film.

The scene in question, at the end where Harry is released into the wild is said to be what caused the furore in the first place. Apparently, some of the footage released to the world was from a Director's cut of the film, which shows Harry being shot in a hail of bullets, but being re-born at the end of the film, like in E.T.

The Loch Ness Monster is said to be in hiding now, as are a family of Goat-Suckers who are said to be in fear for their lives.

A similar Director's cut of Alien has recently been unearthed, where the Alien, and Ripley sit down with a new cup of tea, a biscuit, and watch the Cosby Show, where the most terrifying aspect of the film is the jumper that Bill Cosby wears.

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