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Thursday, 21 August 2008

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The Osama Bin Laden cheese qaida burgah is a real suicide belly bomber!

Mullahs looking for more moolah have conceived (they claim immaculately) of the innovative notion of the all day all night prostrate through prayer window open all month long during the holy month of Ramadan.

Hard working Muslims who have not found the time to reverently bow toward Mecca can now line up at these pray through windows to satisfy their religious obligations.

McDonalds Al- Ham Burgah has discovered a great new niche market by offering the prayer window along with the post sun down chance to break the Ramadan fast with the Osama Bin Laden with fries, a sheik shake and a cheese qaida burgah.

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