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Monday, 18 August 2008

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The Georgia Peach and the pits

Carolina Condoleezza Rice went to Georgia and boy was she ever a real peach! The woman has helped to preside, along with worst presider and decider W, over the invasion of two sovereign nations thousands of miles from her country's shores and has regularly defended the use of torture of POW's.

But after disembarking from USS Unmitigated Gall, the Secretary of State denounced Russia for military involvement in an area that was part of their country not too long ago. Rice declared that the days of one country involving itself militarily in the affairs of another are now over... at least until the US bombs Iran this fall.

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