Accusations that Russia has violated the ceasefire in Georgia, by allowing tanks to enter the town of Gori, have been strongly denied by a Russian spokesman.
"We just need somewhere for these tanks to park"
"Our tank drivers have strict orders to observe local parking regulations and will of course be using 'Pay & display' car parks where possible"
"The tank crews just wanted to visit the Joseph Stalin museum in downtown Gori, so we thought whilst they were in the area, it would have been rude not to"
A Georgian source quotes: "Our meter maids won't be taking any shit."