The international Olympic movement has struggled throughout its history with the difficult marriage of sport and politics.
Olympic leaders in the Beijing Birds Nest announced that as they look about at the idealistic young athletes and their desire to form one world and compared them to the bellicose and blood soaked Presidents, Prime Ministers and Premiers in the audience, the solution became clear.
"These vicious animals will never again be allowed to contaminate the high hopes and dreams of young people who want a world of harmony and cooperation!" announced the Olympic President. One proposal for visiting dignitaries is to have them locked in a large cage. Since they like to kill so much, they will be allowed to do that to each other.
"Let them have their own Olympics of murder...stronger...higher ...faster...farther...bloodier!!"