Written by Pointer
Print this

Monday, 18 August 2008

image for Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!
Murder cage for the vicious animals that would contaminate the true Olympic spirit

The international Olympic movement has struggled throughout its history with the difficult marriage of sport and politics.

Olympic leaders in the Beijing Birds Nest announced that as they look about at the idealistic young athletes and their desire to form one world and compared them to the bellicose and blood soaked Presidents, Prime Ministers and Premiers in the audience, the solution became clear.

"These vicious animals will never again be allowed to contaminate the high hopes and dreams of young people who want a world of harmony and cooperation!" announced the Olympic President. One proposal for visiting dignitaries is to have them locked in a large cage. Since they like to kill so much, they will be allowed to do that to each other.

"Let them have their own Olympics of murder...stronger...higher ...faster...farther...bloodier!!"

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 plus 2?

3 4 20 21
69 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more