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Thursday, 21 August 2008

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The Hammer and Sickle and the Stars and Stripes froze beneath his cold hard stare

Few spoofers could have done it better! The Nobel Prize winning Russian writer taunts the totalitarian Soviet leaders tirelessly. He uses his wit and genius and Western fame to pluck the beard of the communist dictators in classic novels and brave speeches and essays. Finally the tyrants manage to exile the master and the gadfly of Soviet communism takes up residence in the state of Vermont in the northeastern US of A.

Die hard US capitalists drool over the propaganda coup. The greatest writer of the twentieth century had chosen the capitalist west over the communist Soviet evil empire. US reporters besieged the Vermont farm until the reclusive genius finally gave them an interview.

When asked about his new home, the Russian prophet declared that capitalism was as morally and spiritually bankrupt as atheist communism. Both systems have lost their souls! Both sides of the Cold War met the cold stare of a real thinker and he did not blink!

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