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Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Mccain apparently didn't know the Buddha was non violent and a theocrat

US Repub candie hopeful Johnny McC hoped to distract from his Democrat opponent, Barack Obama's wildly successful tour of the entire world by a strategic meting with world religious leader, the Dalai Lama. The meeting took place at the private residence of a rich wealthy widow in Aspen Co.

Fortunately TheSpoof.com religion editor and car repair journalist was summering with the merry widow and was privy to much of her and McCain's conversation with the DL. On the topic of world peace, the Tibetan Buddhist leader explained his pacifist philosophy. McCain asked the Lama respectfully if he was out of his mind. The former POW then set loose a stream of expletives mixed with words like bomb, kill, destroy and annihilate. The Lama supplied the contented smile he reserves for jackasses.

The discussion moved on to democracy in China and McCain seemed to think for sure that he had found common ground. The Dalai Lama went on to explain the divine right of the Tibetan Buddhist leaders to dictate all matters. McCain asked the leader why in the world anybody reveres him and the Lama winked at his wealthy widow host and said:" Karma, I guess!"

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