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Wednesday, 27 August 2008

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Facebook, the internet social networking site is to face a strong challenge from its newest rival Facebutt. *

The new site is similar to Facebook, but with the added quirk of asking members to post a picture of their bottoms instead of their faces. The site is already a big hit in Japan, where they are mad.

Thousands of members signed up within the first hour of the site going 'live' today, with millions expected to join in the coming weeks.

Facebook broke new ground with its original idea of 'networking', a means by which lonely people 'virtually meet' other lonely people, and get to jerk off over their sad mugs. The new site will go one step further, and promote anal invasion as "an innovative means of 21st Century communication", according to its Japanese creator.

Yasimoto Hentai, who is mad, said:

"Facebook was a great idea, but Facebutt totally pushes back the boundaries of what we sick Japanese folks can dream up."

* Apology already issued to Stoker weeks ago

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