Written by Clifford Rutley
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Saturday, 16 August 2008

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It's Just A Lampshade You Idiot!

The secretive occult following bankers, that are the real runners of the planet, are planning a fake alien invasion for the 2012 London Olympic Games.

They will try to con everyone in the world that the invaders must be worshiped like gods, while they run the scam from behind scenes, conning us all again with more trickery.

'The fake War on Terror and the lie that man is killing the planet with the life given gas called carbon dioxide that plants breath and turn into oxygen and food is not working any longer,' David Rockefeller told us. 'Therefore, we must come out with a much scarier scenario than men with beards and turbans and death by warming. It is the only way to ensure that weird cult following monopolists such as me stay in control of every political party and government in the world.'

The invasion is said to be planned for the opening ceremony of the games, with CIA and MI5 agents wearing little green men suits while they zap the audience with laser beams from their helicopters that will be disguised to look like flying saucers.

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