Written by Pointer
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Topics: Murder, Afghanistan

Thursday, 24 July 2008

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Bombs Away!!!

American and other Western Allied Bombers have been blasting to bits civilian men, women and children in the innocuous name of collateral damage. That is, until Afghanistan finally took a stand against the bombing of weddings, baptisms and bachelor and bachelorette parties.

This brave war torn country that has been fighting foreign invaders since Attila the Hun finally declared that it had had enough. Afghani family celebrations get bombed more often than American grooms and their wedding parties on the night before the marriage ceremony.

Allied Air Force bombers acknowledged the collateral damage disasters in Afghanistan. US AF Col. Mista Magoo admitted that the civilian kill list was longer than he would have wanted:" They all look like terrorists to me and so I say Bombs away!"

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