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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

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Tommy The Trawler AKA Radovan Karadzic

Radovan Karadzic wanted for war crimes in the Balkan Wars of the early nineties has been found in Hull. It is believed Mr Karrothead had been employed as Hull City's mascot 'Tommy The Trawler' since 1996.

The chairman for the club stated 'We cannot believe that the mild mannered Bosnian Serb who came to us all those years ago for a job was in fact the most wanted man in Europe. This has come at the worst time for us an'all what with us being promoted to t'premiership an' all tha' knows'

Tommy the Trawler has been a popular character at the club for many years and the fact that it was harbouring a war crimes refugee has cause a mixture of shock and outrage.

Good news is on the horizon however for the club. A new applicant has been appointed for the mascot's position, the chairman continued 'that General Ratko Mladic will do a grand job happen'

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