The round up of war criminals hasn't been this busy since the Nuremberg trials. Radovan Karadzic will finally stand trial for his horrendous acts of genocide and massacre. The Serbian former dictator was on the run for 12 years but now his days are numbered.
Desperadoes still on the War Criminals Most Wanted List include US President George W Bush and the evil mastermind behind his empty-headed throne, Dick Cheney.
The Wanted Poster for Bush describes him as a rather stupid looking creature with pointy ears and a slack jaw. The mass murderer is said to always carry a weed whacker and to be obsessively clearing brush.
The brain behind the bush, Dick "I'll shoot you in the face" Cheney is described as a happy family man often dandling his grandchild by his lesbian daughter on his knee when he is not working diligently on his human skull collection.
The world's citizens are warned to call authorities immediately if either of these war criminals is seen.