Written by Clifford Rutley
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Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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Osama Campaigns For Bush, early 2001.

The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.

The group were said to be behind the 19 supposed hijackers who took over the planes that supposedly took down the twin towers on 911, even through the buildings were designed to withstand impacts from larger aircraft, carrying more fuel and going at a faster speed. They were also employed by the CIA to help bring about the violence in the nineties in the Balkans, which paved the way for the break up of Yugoslavia.

'This is a great day for the Globalist bankers and the continued fake war on Terror, we will dance on the ceiling with our secret western friends in the White House,' Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden told us from the afterlife. This was because he really died of liver failure in a US air force base in Riyadh back in early 2001, before he was used as a patsy of blame for all of the Military Industrial Complex's staged attacks during 911 - which was then used to justify the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Which all begs the question why?

Especially when the attackers were meant to have come from Saudi!

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