Still in the shadow of Bastille Day, France has decided that the liberty, equality and Fraternity of their great revolution will be replaced by a dress code. From now on no one can become a French citizen unless he/she conforms to official French appearance.
All men of course must where the beret and smoke cigarettes without employing the thumb. A striped shirt and ascot will also be required, along with ridiculously tight pants and silly slipper like shoes just like in the American cartoons.
Females will be obliged to wear full length dresses with low cut neck lines to properly display, as the French say, the boobees. Umbrellas and bicycles are to be ubiquitous.
Any clothing that does not clearly identify with absurd French stereotypes will prevent the granting of citizenship or cause the revoking of said state. Allah help you if you even remind a gendarme of a Muslim.