South Korea - (Solar Eclipse Mess): South Korean military investigators are probing reports that a runaway UFO caused Reverend Sun Muyng Moon's helicopter to crash over Gapyeong, 25 miles east of Seoul today.
Controversial astrology nutter Moon, his wife Luna, a dozen loonie relatives and their three man crew all bailed out by parachute after a menacing extraterrestrial craft attempted 'mating' with the chopper via an ominous glowing protrusion.
A "Mayday! Mayday! We are utterly screwed!" distress message from Sikorsky S-92 pilot Ho Lee Fook was intercepted by Seoul Airport just moments before the disaster.
The casualties were taken to the Disunification Church's Cheongshim Hospital where their cranial implants underwent MRI scans to determine just how much protective tin foil was damaged in the attack.
Rev Moon's eldest son Hung Like Hoss Moon is 25.