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Tuesday, 15 July 2008

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Man up to ass in sugar in CandyHar reaches for liquorice snake

CandyHar Laughghanistan - Long reviled in the press as a place to avoid travel agents say Laughghanistan is proving the preferred permanent vacation destination of choice for more than just soldiers these days.

The word is now out, with all-season fun destinations like CandyHar, YeeHar and HardyHarHar who can blame soldiers from shocking their loved ones by feigning their death and sending back their laundry in body bags to stay on in this lovely little piece of heaven-on-earth?

Those with a sweet tooth will fall in love with CandyHar . . . a Mecca for the most skilled confectioners the world has to offer; Polish Bon Bon Makers, Belgian Chocolateers, Swiss Chocolateers and even the odd Mousekateer. The nearby Toblerone mountains, famed as Bin Laden's hideout, are actually made of pure rock candy and even the sand on the streets is pure Demerrara sugar. Rivers of carbonated soft-drinks flow through the city and are on tap in all tents and caves at the perfect temperature for mixed drinks. Traditional Laughghan headgear for men and the burka for women allows for plenty of places to stockpile candy treats close at hand for easy snacking throughout the day.

YeeHar is a little touch of the Wild West at a high elevation where liquor flows and camel jockeys vie with wanna-be cowboys riding goats with chaps and six guns at their sides. Cowboy talk cuts through the language barrier of many nations here. All you need to get by is a little YeeHar, Gitalonglittledoggies, Birdienumnum and Pourmeanotherdrinkbartender.

HardyHarHar is the closest to Shangri-La of all the communities. Residents and visitors are overcome with laughter upon entering the city and are helpless to do anything else including sex, well at least Biblically/Koran correct, George Bush/Allah approved, sex.

A constant camel train of visitors and new residents keeps up the city population at high levels along with the famous laughter that the country is named for.

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