Chicago IL (USA Today) - During Barack Obama's trip to Afghanistan prior to the Democratic Convention he decided to go on a routine patrol mission with U.S. Soldiers patrolling the mountainous region near Gerdi. Wearing his specially tailored Armani Army gear he brought with him he ventured off on patrol with U.S. Soldiers. The U.S. Secret Service, an NBC news team and famous documentary filmmaker Michael Moore tagged along.
Approaching a cave near the Pakistani border Senator Obama asked if he could check out the cave. Escorted by U.S. soldiers Senator Obama entered the cave while NBC news and Michael Moore set up their cameras. Moments later Barack Obama led Osama Bin Laden out of the cave at gun point and proclaimed "Hey, hey, hey. Look what I found".
This led to President Obama's landslide victory in November's Presidential election. "What a stroke of luck that was" former President George W. Bush said. "One more day and Senator McCain would've found Bin Laden in that cave. I really need to be more careful what I post on MySpace".