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Monday, 14 July 2008

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"Bloody Fucking Zombie Cracker"

Washington D.C.-John McCain, in efforts only described as pointless, recently made headlines in his proposal to visit "Black Country" Africa. His campaign manager described the reasoning as a "cultural exploration of the natural habitat and culture of Obama's people."

"I felt it was my duty as an opponent of a creature running for president that I make attempts to better understand the thought process behind it"-McCain spoke in the speech at the press meeting. "I wanted to have a better grasp of the mental capacity of certain…wild animals…and what kind of reasoning skills they have. Primate Obama keeps pushing an exit strategy for Iraq, and I want to know if part of its animal-like mental disability is from its heredity; and from my trip experience, I can say a definite yes."

McCain's comments were greeted from applause and joyous up rise in the racist group, KKK, section of the audience; though the "animalistic centrists and left wingers" at the meeting responded with dead silence.

"That bloody fucking hell-hole Africa was just a third dimension freak show. I do not understand why the hell people want to save those damn bastards…they are like a rabid disease carrying shit fly. Obviously, that is why Primate Obama is a total complete dick head. There is absolutely NO point to those bloody fucking African's existence; at all."

One brave reported asked-"Are you asserting that black people are inferior to whites?" John's response was that "If you mean by blacks those evil, wicked alien like creatures, than yes; whites are obviously the superior race. By electing me as President, America is assured a quality, white male; who puts the interests of the white upper elite first."

Obama's only response to McCain's trip comments was "at least I'm not some bloody fucking zombie cracker."

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