New Yawk NY-- Yesterday the tiny emirate of Abu Dubai announced they have bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Today they announced the New Yawk landmark will be dismantled and then reconstructed in the oil-rich state.
The engineering feat will be accomplished using a series of barges and will take almost three months. Rocketfella Center and The Umpire State Building may also find themselves floating across the seas in the near future.
The changing New Yawk skyline is the most visible symbol of the real estate collapse and rising oil prices. The past twelve months have seen the most radical transfer of wealth in world history. Americans can expect to see most, if not all of their landmarks scattered across the globe in the near future.
The Bridge is a gift from Sultan Faruk Yu to his niece, the Princess Bada Bing. It will be displayed in front of the sultan's palace as a symbol of Muslim supremacy over the West. The sultan plans to give the Golden Gate Bridge to his nephew Prince Yuso Suk-an Stuf in the near future.
"We will buy you." said Sultan Faruk Yu. "The West is really such a cheap, gaudy whore."