If you think there's true political love between Obama and Hillary, think again. Sources close to Ms. Clinton, now sixty, are leaking information that Hillary's new ploy is to make sure Obama gets the Presidency.
Why? Because Hillary does not want to end up in her 'dead end' Senator's job, where her next shot at the Presidency may be in 2016 (if Obama is elected this November and then gets a second term win). She wants a big move up, now, and is champing at the bit! Anyplace up, but huge! And, what better in status and historical certainty than a lifelong appointment as a prestigious Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court!
Bubba, aka Bill Clinton, recently spilled the beans bigtime, himself, on the aired-live late night talk show 'Mucho, Mucho, Moutho,' hosted by Pee Wee Herman (of movie theater fame--yes, he's back!). Bill claimed that there's a chance that four justices of the Supreme Court, "might kick off or retire soon and that Hillary's aleady wearing a black robe at night, in secret, to get into the mood." In Bill's inimitable way, he also revealed that, "Hillary has gone overboard and is wearing black thong panties." Said Bill, "Heck, if that Obama dude gets in there, it will be two terms and that means eight years for one of these Court bozos to be gone. Hillary lost the primaries and doesn't want that Senate crap, anymore. She's pissed at Barack's win. So now, she wants a gavel. She certainly knew how to read me the riot act. And, since she's sucking up to Obama and that pushy Michelle witch, she's expecting the payoff asap from Obama when that Halfrican gets elected!"
After an 'unexpected' commercial break, the producer Sack Pete Wheat, had Bill leave the studio with Pee Wee's explanation to the viewing audience that the ex-Pres had an important speaking engagement to make, although that seemed odd at 2:15 AM in the morning. Said Pee Wee on the air, "The only thing I ever did at 2 AM was to play with my thing." Mr. Wheat then immediately cut the program from the air, fearing outrage and a stiff fine from the FCC.
It was later discovered that before airtime, Bubba had just left a bachelor party for a young up-and-coming Dem and had hit the Johnnie Walker Black Label a bit too hard. Needless to say, Pee Wee is once again gone from the public eye.
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