Kyoto, Japan - In a first time appearance, President George W. Bush made one thing clear. "If you don't like it, then you get out of America." When a French reporter pointed out they weren't in America, the president shot right back with "Well why don't we just kick your ass again like in WWII? Yeah that's what I thought Frenchie."
The annual meeting in Kyoto, Japan is part of a worldwide effort to cut back on pollution and other global threats. Since the presidents entrance into the office it was just recently he attended the conference. "Hell I thought they were talking about Coyote, Arizona. Hell of a place, but I guess the semi annual BBQ they had there wasn't this. Oh well fuck it." The president replied when asked about his inability to attend the conference prior.
During his presidency, Bush has been under constant scrutiny for not being involved in efforts to reduce greenhouse gas. His administration has also been under fire for giving Bush the false impression that cotton candy and 7-up is made from oil and it was important he didn't run out.
Also the president visited Hiroshima, Japan where he, unaware of the events of August 6th 1945, commented that the city was the bomb and that everyone had such a glow about them. There was an awkward silence among his Japanese tour guides, until he saw small child with 3 eyes and laughed so hard, he sprayed his cherry coke out his nose.
It was unknown if the president would be invited back. Whether it was the blatant disregard for Japanese culture, or the fact he called everyone Chinese, Japanese PM Yoshi Kawasaki tried to apologize but no one could understand the gibberish.
But it was clear that America didn't intend on switching from badass monster trucks and cool muscle cars, to faggy scooters and pussy ass golf carts. As stated by the president in his speech. On a positive not he did remember to not mention how Harry Stamper was American and he saved the world in Armageddon.