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Friday, 27 June 2008

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A New Thriller

Abu Dubai-- This tiny emirate of Abu Dubai continues to capture the world's attention with its daring architecture. Michael Jackson is working with architects on a 57 story hotel that can sing and dance. Mr. Jackson says the building will be named Thriller. It will be programmed to both moonwalk and perform songs from the Thriller album.

The tower will have the latest nanotechnology in its construction and will change its color every day. The lot across from the Thriller Building will be left vacant so the building can moonwalk whenever it feels like it. Specially designed computer software will play Thriller music all day at just below consciousness.

In a few years the beautiful hotel will be remodeled into something monstrous, much like Mr. Jackson.

Opening day is expected to be November 30, the 26th anniversary of Thriller's release. Families with young boys can stay for free.

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