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Thursday, 26 June 2008

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I will not take part in this shameful free election

Robert Mugabe announced today he would not take part in the vote in the poll of the world's greatest living dictators

The poll which is based on how much economic misery inflicted on the people, oppression of the truth and freedom, embezzlement of state funds and routine torture and beating of all those opposed to your regime. in a close race this year the top 2 leader have to have a poll run off to secure there place as this year's worst leader.

Modeling himself on Adolf Hitler chancellor of Germany and Idi Amin Dada President of Uganda, Mugabe was sure to start gain places in the top 10 but finds this run off ridiculous, he said "I am in power in Zimbabwe, the voters should fear me and be intimidated by my power this run off is a sham and I will take no part in free and fair voting in this manner"

This year's top 10 are positioned as follows:

    1st) Robert Mugabe - Zimbabwe dictator (this year saw the massive destruction of the economy with inflation highest ever on record at 2,000,000%)

    1st) Than Shwe - Burma military junta (new entry to top 10 from 15th place! massive mass murder by denial after the typhoon, not direct action so reduced him to a join first place)

    3rd) Kim Jong-Il - North Korean Communist dictator (slipped one place due to nuclear disarmament talks)

    4th) Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Iranian Islamist fanatic and spiritual leader (slipped 2 places from last year because failure to produce a nuclear weapon test)

    5th) George W bush - US president (slips 4 places as his term in office ends he failed to start a war with Iran)

    6th) Bashar al-Assad - President of Syria

    7th) Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - Leader of Libya

    8th) Meles Zenawi - Ethiopia's Prime Minister

    9th) Hu Jintao - China president

    10th) Omar H.A. Al-Bashier - president of Sudan

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