Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's hellish concentration camp basement is to be moved lock, stock and fetid barrel to Kentucky's Creation Museum.
It will form the background to a centerpiece of a tableau vivant depicting Abraham's nephew "begetting two sons by his own daughters" as described in Genesis 19:30-35.
A curator's source at the Petersburg fantasy theme park said today they had waited a long time for a suitable exhibit to illustrate the Old Testament's position.
"Despite St Paul's own 'permission for a man to marry his own daughter' being available in the New Testament's 1 Corinthians 7:36-38, we felt that nothing in the 21st century really comes close to the Judaeo-Christian position," Dr Bert Rapture said today.
The museum has to wait until Austrian due process has finished with the Fritzl case before being allowed to remove the entire subterranean structure and ship it to the US.
Reports in Vienna say $5 million has been paid in advance to the family for the ghoulish cellar which would otherwise have been bulldozed into the ground.
Its preservation in the Museum could see up to ten million visitors each year get a chance to experience at first hand the full Biblical implications.