Written by JASONL
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Topics: George W. Bush

Sunday, 22 June 2008

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"Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."

As is well known, the current administration has been seeking a definitive solution for our high price of crude oil. In a unique move to expedite a plan to increase the supply of oil for the United States, President Bush has asked American citizenry for their suggestions.

One such suggestion was finally accepted. George W. Bush's personal dentist has stated that he will move his practice outside of the 5 mile limit off the coast of Virginia.

President Bush exclaimed, "I have finally found a way to solve the oil price dilemma without the Democrats blocking my bill. Thank God, because of my dentist moving his practice off the coast of Virginia, I now can finally have what I was seeking; Off-shore drilling."

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