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Topics: India, Pakistan

Thursday, 19 June 2008

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Most common flag flown by colonial opponents of Afghan Pakistani tribes

Frontier troops have a long history from Roman legions on the outskirts of the empire near Buckingham Palace to US Calvary guarding stolen land from American Indigenous peoples. Pakistan may be the setting for the latest in the Frontier towns erected by foreign powers to rob locals of their homes.

The mountain people on the relatively novel idea of a border between Pakistan and Afghanistan apparently can't "stan" the idea of US interference and would like the budinskies to "pak" it all in an afghan and amscray!

These tough native fighters have driven off invaders fro centuries and have notable notches on their gun belts marking the defeat of the British Empire and the Soviet Union. Bushnation will not even merit a notch according to tribal leaders. One said that he thought an asterisk would do.

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