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Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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Brown, Bush, Sarkozy and alot of other impotent white men

On the Bush Failed Well Euro tour 2008, leaders of France, the UK and of course, the US of A worst President ever, George W Bush have gotten their groove on by jumping all over Iran.

All long time nuclear nations, though the US is the only country apparently to possess noclueclear weapons, have decided in the last dreary daze of sonamabush to get tough on Iran. UN Atomic Weapons experts have revealed that like the now exterminated Saddam Hussein, the not yet exterminated Iran is no where near nuculear.

Political psychologists hired by the Guardian, the Washington Post and the Gay Paree Gazette respectively have offered their opinions on the motivation of their national leaders. "Brown obviously suffers from a major case of 'I'm as tough as Major'", diagnosed British political psychologist and taxidermist, Stuffit Upde-Arsenov.

French psychoanalyst and cat trainer, Froid Gatteaux believes that Sarkozy talks so tough because: "Perhaps at his age, he can't get cozy with Madame Bruni...That would make any Frenchman talk tough!"

The American shrink, Manny Fiesta-Destinee hesitated to offer his diagnosis:" My subject has been dissected by every pro and amateur in the field...What can I say that would be new... Let me bluntly summarize the literature in this case. This is a really sick fuck who wants to outdo his dad and probably marry his mother. This Oedipus wrecks everything he touches; he's got the anti-Midas touch!"

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