Written by Scott Nairns
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Topics: French, Frog, ASDA

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

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ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads.

In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads were jumping off the shelfs.

The French, who have swamped TV, Radio and Government agencies with complaints have immediately went out on strike. Air Traffic Control, Half of the Channel Tunnel and The Garlic Pickers who strike annualy around summer, jumped at the chance to go on strike this time for a bit of a reason.

The French President was said to be leaping mad, whilst George Bush felt it was just reward for the French selling beer that tasted of piss water in small perfume bottles for years.

Gordon Brown backed down over the argument and said he hopped ASDA 'Toad the Line' with the French.

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