Gerald, the nosey Alien seen in a Video that is floating around Cyberspace, after being filmed by a Mr Pacman in Denver has been sacked.
Gruel 9, his Boss claimed: 'We sent Gerald down to earth on a simple spying trip, and what does he do? He only goes and gets himself videoed. The only saving grace is that he was drunk, and looks much more like a Puppet tnan a fully sentient being. ET,well he turned his whole trip into a documentary for entertainment purposes. He was drunk in that as well.
We don't all get legless as soon as we touch Earth soil, but we have the image of being intergalactic Football Hooligans. We have only just cleared up the mess that Michalangelo left, and now this. Honestly, where is a good spin doctor when you need one?'
Alistair Campbell has not been seen for a while.