Barack Obama has been arrested along with Hilary Clinton.
It is alleged that Obama, dressed in full length oryx fur coat, sporting a ruffled orange dickie bow and a powder blue fedora, was arrested whilst cruising along Sunset Boulevard in a pink Cadillac.
When undercover agents approached him he is alleged to have offered the agents a girl for $80.00 - the girl in question was in fact Hillary Clinton who was travelling with Obama.
"I've got a real nice lady if you guys are interested." Obama is alleged to have said.
When the agents identified themselves Obama stated that he was only trying to find work for Hillary, as was now his duty.
"As Presidential Candidate for The USA, I can't abandon the lady now" said Obama.
When Hillary was asked to exit the vehicle she could only whimper "The shame, the shame...please don't tell Bill. I'll have no hold on him anymore over the whole Monica thing if he finds out!"
The pair are due before a judge tomorrow.