A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.
Dawn Syndrome, 37, had only been picked up by her husband after getting her hair done at the local mall where she bumped into Betty and Lois, her old school friends and cheerleader team members, who had become fat and hairy.
It appears Dawn had begun to relate the event to her husband - who couldn't care less - when she started laughing hysterically at the condition of her old pals compared to her undiminished slender beauty.
Dawn's laugh has been variously described as a cross between a braying donkey and a squealing pig being slaughtered or the sound of a goose trapped in a mousetrap.
Her long-suffering husband could take no more and kicked his wife out the door while traveling at a leisurely 40 miles per hour.
She suffered minor abrasions and a mild concussion but was otherwise not seriously injured.
The ironic thing is that Dawn continued laughing when paramedics arrived on the scene.
Apparently she found the whole episode 'hilarious' and couldn't wait to get home and joke about it with her husband.
The husband's whereabouts are still unknown and police would still like to talk to him about the incident - and buy him a drink.