New Yawk NY-- Department of Homeland Security and MI5 began a coordinated effort yesterday against TheSpoof.com. Arrests and summary executions of all spoof writers and readers were initiated to protect the population of the US and UK. Arrest warrants were issued for everything from crimes against humanity to crimes against nature. All spoof writers were ordered shot on sight.
TheSpoof.com has been monitored by various intelligence agencies for years. Many complaints from the Royal family, the Kennedy family and especially the Clinton family led to the extreme action. Too much satire and disrespect against The Powers That Be caused an inevitable, deadly backlash.
TheSpoof.com's owner was happy to provide name, IP addresses, email addresses and home addresses of all writers in a plea deal. Most spoof writers were picked up and executed with little or no resistance. Thousands of readers were also arrested. They can escape the death penalty if they confess their crimes.
Senator's Clinton and Kennedy applauded the move, as well as Prince Charles in the UK.
"I am so sick of the innuendo and disrespect from these scumbags. It's time to fight back against these creeps." crowed Ms. Clinton when she heard the news. "These people have written dozens of incredibly cruel and irresponsible stories about me for months, I hope they roast in Hell!" said the senator.
Ted Kennedy also hailed the news as a good sign. "They should be boiled in oil first! How dare those peasants insult the Kennedy name!"
Prince Charles was delighted with the news. Prince Harry volunteered to hunt down and execute several well-known British spoof writers in London and Shrewsbury. The queen herself beheaded the beloved Mr. Fish. She was very amused!
TheSpoof.com website will be replaced tomorrow by a website trumpeting the glories of the Homeland and the majesty of the Royal family. Some hilarious execution photos will also be available!