Daniel Kilduff, a student from the small town of Ashby, discovered an extra-terrestrial MARS bar in the early hours of yesterday night.
The school boy described the bar as nutty, crispy and covered in smooth milk chocolate.
NASA investigated the situation and devised the theory that Aliens sent it from the planet Wonka.
they came to this conclusion after forensic scientist, Tom Rowell, found that the centre of the bar was unlike no other. 'It had Snickers' nuts, Daim' caramel and Cadburys chocolate.' Further Research showed that only the most Alienated chocolatiers could of forged such a thing, as it was like no other ordinary bar ever seen before.
Unfortunately, local fat-boy, Dan Oughton, broke into NASA and scoffed the bar in a hunger crazed frenzy. He said to us that he is deeply sorry but his only other option was pizza hut and their too expensive for such a working class bloke.'
As a result of blithering idiot, Oughton, we will never know where that bar came from?
What Galaxy? Maybe the Milky Way, or even Mars?
We just don't know.