Reports have emerged that at least 4 more Afghans have been hit by Americans overnight.
In the most serious case Osama Fluffikins Coco III was caught with her snout in a bin laden with chicken scraps. Her owner, Georgina Bush, immediately launched a strike aimed at the southern flanks.
Mrs Bush told TheSpoof "It's unfortunate but necessary. We Americans have to show these Afghans who's boss otherwise the whole country could fall into Afghan hounds". British Prime Minister Tony Blair is said to be right behind Mrs Bush, according to Kate Adie.