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Friday, 30 May 2008

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ILE D'AMOUR, FRANCE: Brad Pitt says Angelina Jolie is resting comfortably after having given birth to identical twin daughters. The proud father said he was extremely excited with the arrival of his 'new ladies'.

The birthing event was a real family affair with kids Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh taking turns rubbing Mommy's back between contractions.

Even previously estranged dad Jon Voight was present at the birth, having patched up earlier differences with daughter Angelina. The tearful grandpa said, "I'm so happy Angie has forgiven me for all the things I've done to her. Motherhood has truly mellowed her".

A Brangelina spokesperson said the celebrity couple have bought the little island where the birth took place as a token of thanks to the extremely hospitable community of Ile d'Amoureans.

In honor of the birth, local baker Marcel Bon Pain presented reporters with a tray of croissants baked in the shape if little babies. The buttery treats were a great hit with the always ravenous papparazzi.

The entire island will be present at the christening, as collective godparents.

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