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Topics: Iceland

Thursday, 29 May 2008

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Iceland, yesterday

"There were frozen cheesecakes and boxes of fish fingers everywhere!" sobbed Maria McClafferty, a witness to a devastating quake in Iceland earlier today.

"Ah dinnae ken what to do for the bairns dinner the noo." continued Maria "Ah huvnae heard if any o' ma friends are safe. Loads o' mums go to Iceland, ye ken." she sobbed.

Bosses of the frozen food chain hope to get everything back to normal by tomorrow. "We have lost some mini kievs but the pizzas and chips are safe."

Kerry Katona was waist deep in snow and was unable to comment.

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