London - (Holy Ass Mess): "Just remember, the Spanish Inquisition was the holy whore that spawned the Nazis," was the considered opinion of the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency today.
The statement follows the news that desperate, out of work, attention-seeking former IRA chief of army council and ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has launched his latest altar-(sic) ego as peddler of superstitious Abrahamic hokum.
The Blair Faith Foundation (motto: 'Fingers Crossed, We're Still Getting Away With It') is the brainchild of his daftass father-confessor and Opus Dei pimp Father Michael V Seedy.
"Seedy's MI5 file makes Al Qaeda's Osama Bin Laden look like a village idiot," a former senior UK spook commented today.
Top of Blair's agenda is to continue a Soviet-financed Opus Dei/Nazi pact to shield former and current Vatican stooges from prosecution on child sex abuse charges.
Second on the list is the continuation of a massive cover-up of a pederastic cabal that bankrolled the installation of the Puppet Monarch and her fully-appointed clone family.
Next is a whitewash of all the Hitler, Stalin and Pope Pius XII related bloodlines that mass murdered their way into public office as well as into key NATO military intelligence and UN Security Council posts.
But most important of all is the continued subornment, oppression and official vilification of vital witnesses who testified about Blair's uterine half-brother, the tribute artiste known as George W Bush, from the start of his Vatican hitman career outside the Dallas Book Suppository on November 22 1963.
"Of course, if he pulls it off Blair could become the first lay Pope after Ratzinger sips from the poisoned chalice at a Vatican reception for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad next week," the religious affairs correspondent of LA FagHagSlagMag commented.
Today is the feastday of St Joan of Arc.