Repub Candie Johnny McCrone believes we are still in the cold war with US and Ruskie gunfighters drawing down on each other in the middle of Main Street, High Noon style. His recent proposal to have nuclear arms negotiations with the Soviet Union (no more, Johnny) seems as outdated as the Nehru jacket which McCrone plans to wear to his inauguration.
With nuclear proliferation in Iran and North Korea, McCrone appears to be a bit out of step. McCrone very High-spanic campaign spokesperson: Senor Citizen explained that at least his candidate could properly pronounce "nuclear". "OK, maybe he's got the players wrong, like in the time with the Shiites and the Sunni Al Qaida but at least he doesn't say "nuculear...See there is a real difference between McCrone and that other Republican we don't let anywhere near us except for his dollars, except for his dollars"
In another story, news snoops are investigated exactly who are the dupes that donate millions when W comes to town!?