Inspired by actions of TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton, omnipotent being God, has announced he will be absent this weekend. "I really need to get the shed sorted out as the missus is really bending my ear about it." he said today.
Religious leaders around the world are asking their flocks not to pray as it will create a backlog for His return on Tuesday. Earthquakes, cyclones and butter-side-down toast will continue as scheduled but TV evangelists will be largely rendered powerless. Atheists will continue their knowing smugness throughout the proposed downtime.
Mark Lowton was unavailable for comment as Wednesday is his turn on the Sex Swing.