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Topics: Sheep

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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"Wot ewe lookin' at?"

Leading geophysicists had a huge shock today when a large school of sheep were found north of the equator. Up to this point it was generally considered that sheep only lived on the equator.

It is feared that this discovery might turn science on its head. Religious groups are getting excited, although many scientists believe that this was a random event at worst and it is most likely that there was some human intervention.

This has been a shaky week for the scientific community. Many believe it wont recover. God had this to say on the matter;

"Sorry like, a was' jist takin a kip, an mary fogot tae wake mae up. Daenae worry like, av given er a gid seein tae. Anyway's am gittin ma act tae githa' ere. gee us a couple a' days an all get hings workin agin."

Satin had this to say;

"Don't get me started on him, talk about all the credit! Who got you out! You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me....you know what, fuck it. I'm off to the pub."

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