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Topics: Holiday, missing

Sunday, 18 May 2008

Portimao, Algarve - (Preposterous Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has been questioned about possible architectural design connections to a Portuguese holiday home complex at the center of a missing child case.

Fritzl, 73, notoriously built a dungeon at his Amstetten house that was virtually indetectible to the outside world for 24 years before he being denounced as a heinous fiend.

No accomplices have been detected as yet although Max Mosley's Chelsea orgy underground bunker has shown some silimarities to the Amstetten erection.

Portimao police have searched the Algarve holiday accommodation and brought in sonar and ultrasound after a tip-off.

"We'll be looking for signs of a cellar, a tunnel, cavities or crevices," a police source said today.

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